As all of us have heard by now that there was a gruesome attack on a homeless man by a guy that was under the influence of something clearly not of this world. The crime was very serious and obviously 100% avoidable had the guy in question not ingested 4 lbs of bath salts. Hey kids, guess what? Bath salts make you completely insane. And as you have grown accustomed to, we do not endorse mishaps that are 100% avoidable. Starting today, we are taking a hard line stance against Zombies and are pleased to announce our newest guarantee: No Zombie Eating Cannibals Guarantee (we're working on better name) when using a RedCap Driver. Rest easy friends.
Then we thought, we should revisit the Zombie Preparedness plan we created last year. In 2011, the CDC (Center for Disease Control) released a Zombie Apocalypse preparedness plan as a publicity stunt to bring attention to the need for always being prepared. Naturally, we released our version of the preparedness plan known as the RedCap Prepare Yourself for Awesomeness Plan or RCPYFAP (pronounced: erc*pie*fap) for ease of language. And it goes a little something like this.
Boom. Zombie avoidance complete, awesomeness in effect.
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