Tuesday, April 17, 2012

sage words

11:42 AM (14 minutes ago)
to me

Yesterday, at my dentist’s urging, I went to the orthodontist and discovered a Very Important Life Lesson, namely, What the hell are you doing at the orthodontist, do you think you’re made of money???????  The orthodontist, much like a mean girl, has the power to make you feel both poor AND ugly all at once.  I am never going again.

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