a good vacation so far

Thanks to some cancelled flights for Heather she ended up arriving at the airport right before it was time for me to leave.  For whatever reason she took her car keys with her which meant that we had no other option besides me driving the Benz and her driving it back.

She was so mad, but I could tell she liked it.  And she looks just like Lindsay in the drivers seat covering her face from the paparazzi.

I was glad I got to see her briefly before I headed out.  It put me in a good mood which helped with my full day of flying in the middle seat in between business men.  I was actually on the same exact plane from boston to san francisco that took me from ft. lauderdale to boston.  Not only that, I was in the exact same seat.  No bueno.

But I'm here, safe and sound, and in the hands of a great tour guide.  Even though my phone said it was 11:00pm still, on the west coast we still had time for this:

I would have taken more pictures but it is freezing cold here and nobody warned me so I came with more booty shorts than jackets.  I'm girding my loins for the next few days.

a roadster kind of day

It was too beautiful not to!  Besides the fact that I hadn't driven it in a while I also wanted to take it out for a cruise before I headed out of town.

As fun as it is and as much as I love it, I've been thinking about letting it go more and more though.  It would be such a shame if I had the james bond car for this long and Meghan never got to ride with me in it though.

Don't you think?

the most disturbing email I've received in a long time

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RedCap	12:26 PM (1 hour ago)

As all of us have heard by now that there was a gruesome attack on a homeless man by a guy that was under the influence of something clearly not of this world. The crime was very serious and obviously 100% avoidable had the guy in question not ingested 4 lbs of bath salts. Hey kids, guess what? Bath salts make you completely insane. And as you have grown accustomed to, we do not endorse mishaps that are 100% avoidable. Starting today, we are taking a hard line stance against Zombies and are pleased to announce our newest guarantee: No Zombie Eating Cannibals Guarantee (we're working on better name) when using a RedCap Driver. Rest easy friends. Then we thought, we should revisit the Zombie Preparedness plan we created last year. In 2011, the CDC (Center for Disease Control) released a Zombie Apocalypse preparedness plan as a publicity stunt to bring attention to the need for always being prepared. Naturally, we released our version of the preparedness plan known as the RedCap Prepare Yourself for Awesomeness Plan or RCPYFAP (pronounced: erc*pie*fap) for ease of language. And it goes a little something like this. Boom. Zombie avoidance complete, awesomeness in effect.

The email goes on to talk about the company and what they do and how great they are at driving your car.  

I mean, I like the zombie apocalypse as much as the next guy but this is just confusing to me.  

how Mariah inspired me to run an extra mile

This came on while I was at the end of what I normally run and I just couldn't stop.

For her to be able to sing that entire song and be that consistant with the vocal gymnastics all the way to the end.  Amazing.  That's some Michael Phelps shit right there.  The least I can do is run an extra mile until the song is over right?

And that's what I did.  I owe my buns of steel to Mariah.

Haha, also, this is my favorite comment on that youtube video:

Mariah is the ONLY artist in the world who can sing this song..The combination of vocal technique used in this song is so complex that no one will be able to replicate it. The range, the power, the airiness, the texture, the control, the flawless transitions, melissma, etc...it is a Miracle that a single person (Mariah) posses all these qualities thats why she is the Greatest vocalist on the world!!!

wonderjosh11 1 day ago

I like that he adds Mariah in parentheses, just in case maybe you want to pull a quote out from his comment.  He wants to make sure you know he's talking about Mariah ok?

I think wonderjosh11 and I would become fast friends.

thanks meghan

source

That article was surprisingly amazing.  I had no idea where it was going but I found myself laughing out loud several times.

I guess that must just be what it's like to do anything with Joan Rivers.  I can't imagine that she ever stops.


"A Jewish voodoo priestess"

if I have to

Sometimes they try to enforce dress codes on us at work.  Those are my least favorite times.  Mostly because it always involves us having to wear polos which I don't think I look good in ever.  I just feel like they hang off my shoulders, draping on anything that sticks out (my nipples).

So anyways, I decided that if I was going to have to wear a polo I would pair it with the shortest shorts available.  They actually ended up being a hit, I had a few customers asking about them.  It's been a while since that happened, it's nice.

Does anybody else see faces in my knees?

oh Florida

I know it's hard to see but that's the best I could do without smashing in to the back of them and possibly killing the fool in the back.

If you look closely you can see his feet, to the left of the bookcase or whatever that is.  I guess they had the back seats folded down and he was laying next to whatever they were transporting.

When I first saw it I thought it was one of those joke things where it looks like somebody is trapped in the trunk, sadly it was a real person.

I love it down here.