does this make sense?

This morning at work the girls were talking about shopping at Forever 21 and I mentioned that I had never purchased anything from there.  They seem shocked.  Every time I've ever gone in one I've left more confused and shaken than before I had entered.

Anyways, Moya offered to take me to Forever 21 on our break and, while I was successful at making a purchase this time, I wasn't any more baffled from the experience.  I asked the girl at the register how it was a good deal to get two for $20 and she laughed and said, "everyone asks me that!".

The total for two ended up being like $16 so I'm inclined to think they would have charged me $20 under the assumption that I was a rube who wouldn't notice.  But $7.80 for a shirt I can wear to work is a deal I can't turn down.

if you're from africa, why are you white?

This is what my car's GPS said this morning.

I was trying to use it to navigate  but it was giving me all kinds of attitude so I finally gave up and just used my phone.  It wasn't until I was on my home that I glanced at it and saw that it had me somewhere off the coast of Africa.

I wish!  Well maybe not in the actual ocean but it would still be cool to be on the other side of the Atlantic.  Sadly I am not, my car is apparently just a little confused, and I am going to have to accept it.

Or move to Africa, you know so I can use the map.

Either way, the lesson I learned today is that you can't just ask people why they're white.