why I brush my teeth in the kitchen

This morning while I got ready for work that cat just sat in the sink screaming and making long slow mournful cries.  When I told Laura about this it delighted her, so when I got home and he started up with it again I had to take pictures.

I got some hilarious ones.

He looks like some kind of ghoulish snake puppet or something.

I have no idea what he was looking at, something far off in the distance that only he could see.  The only time he would look at me would be through the mirror.

A glimpse in to his true personality.  Pure evil.

best threads?

This is the outfit I was sent for work.  It looks even better in person.  I'm a little scared to wear it as it's hella expensive.  I won't be gauche and say how much but I will say that outfit alone is about double my rent.  They also sent me an absurdly expensive t-shirt.

I don't necessarily feel like James Bond but I do feel I could be one of the bad guy's henchmen that grapples with James at some point midway through the movie.  Maybe I have a dagger hidden up my sleeve or something?  I don't know, we'll work on those details later.

The point is that I look the part.  I certainly got a lot of compliments today from my coworkers, including my new favorite coworker EDUARD.  He finally started downstairs, it's good to see his smiling face again.  I also got to take my break with Sarah today, so it was definitely a good day for me.

I think my new job is going to work out quite nicely.