In August I shared with you all this story that Meghan had sent me which pleased me to no end. UNfortunately Eliza just sent me this update which I fear means bad news for everyone's favorite outlaw monkey.
I can relate to that monkey. Eventually you feel like you can get away with anything and then the next thing you know you're chewing on a lady's head and getting thrown in to the bushes. Before you know it you've gone from lazily eating fruit in the backyard to checking over your shoulder for the police every time you leave the house.
If you're reading this monkey, make your way down to South Florida and you can seek refuge at my place. Just please don't bite my head. Thanks.
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