haters gonna hate

At work they send us emails with excerpts  from different magazines that used our brand or mentioned it or whatever.  They also send pictures of celebrities wearing our stuff and Starr always prints out the ones she likes.

I knew from the last time this happened that Lindsay wearing our clothes would not merit the kind of ballyhoo it so rightly deserves so I took the initiative when I came across that picture to send it to Starr for her to print out.

I expected some backlash from my jealous coworkers (GALA) but nothing as horrible as the defacing that happened.

This is why Noriko should not be allowed in our stockroom.

Haha I do love the knuckle tattoos though:

I kind of want to get that.

and it's definitely her best one

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When I saw this mugshot last week I was impressed.  Compared to all of her others, it's such a different look.  So much darker, but she looks great and totally prepared.

It wasn't until just now reading dlisted and this article that I saw her full outfit and realized her jacket is from my store!

It could use a good steaming but otherwise amazing.

It will take just the right kind of customer for me to be able to use the line, "you know, Lindsay was wearing that in her last mugshot" to which I'm sure they will respond, "Oh she looked great!"

more effortless flawlessness

Thank you Jonathan for sending me this picture.  I guess Lindsay went to court again and somebody threw glitter on her again.

I'm inclined to agree with Jon that she probably told her assistant to do it.

I mean, for a picture like that?  It was so worth it.

times I wish I had tv

I guess this is happening tonight with Lindsay Lohan on Jimmy Falon's show.  I have no idea what's going on but I'm sad I'm missing it.

Thank you Jonathan for sending this to me.

this came to mind

Maybe because I've been thinking about Lindsay Lohan a lot the past few days, but I think also because I talked to my sister tonight.  I'm glad that I did, it was important.

The good news is that I signed the paperwork for my new job!  I am incredibly excited and beyond grateful.  I'm looking forward to working hard for a while.  I think I'm going to have a little reprieve between jobs though.  I think I might just enjoy walking to the beach every day.

happy birthday lindsay

I saw this morning that it was Ms. Lohan's birthday today and commented to Jonathan about it on Facebook.

I had forgotten all about it but was just putting music on to accompany my packing and what should itunes present me with?

I'm tired of rumors starting, I'm sick of being followed.

Has there ever been a time when she wasn't flawless really?  I mean, even her partying/rehab/arrests/court appearances were always on point.

I can't wait for her lifetime movie.

I would actually watch this

I tried to stay awake to watch it last night but there was no hope.  I was asleep by 10.

It's more fun watching it online the next day anyways.

"Who did your hair?  Birds?"

you're preachin' to the choir tina

It has been nothing but grey skies and lightning since I got back to Florida a few days ago.  I don't care for it.  My glorious summer tan is fading so quickly!

I've asked this before but never heard from any of you so I will ask it again; does anybody know of a website like youtube where I can just pull songs to put on my blog?  I had other songs that better captured my mood today but they all had wonky non-official music videos attached to them so I opted for this instead.  Don't get me wrong, I love Tina, but not being able to stand the rain is just a small part of the person that I am today.

My first choice was Lindsay's "Disconnected" which I woke up singing this morning.

I know how Lindsay feels

There was a time when we had so many cars in this driveway it was starting to look ridiculous, but now it sits deserted.  Thanks to a certain someone needing the heat on in late May in Charleston my car is sitting in the shop today getting the a/c fixed.  Scott graciously took me to drop it off but then headed out to a dr.'s appt so I'm left here all alone all day with no way to get anywhere.

Like really, even if I wanted to walk to one of the few places within walking distance I don't think I could because of my bum foot.  Kitty said I might have broken a tiny bone in my foot.  Blech.  What's weird is that I can actually still do yoga, well mostly.  The warriors are hard but otherwise it's actually quite nice to do it.  It seems to stretch out the muscles and tendons that are getting horribly cramped by me walking like a gimp for the past two weeks.  I just don't want to have to get a boot.  I know so many people who had to get boots and it was never cool.  I HAVE TO BE COOL!

Which brings me back to how I'm just like Lindsay.  Maybe she's sitting at home right now just like me, browsing the internet, drinking her iced coffee.  Maybe she'll do a google search for herself (not unlikely) and find my blog and be like, "oh we can relate, we should be best friends" and then she'll email me and invite me to her next rooftop bbbq.  The extra b is for byobb.

Let me just go ahead and say I accept, just send me the details and I will head to california.

Now all I have to do is sit back and wait.  Which is convenient since I have nothing else to do today.

LOVE!

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This picture is just too good.  I have had it for a couple days and every time I see it I burst out laughing.

I love their faces so much!  Britney's seems to be saying, "oops, I did it again" while paris looks like she's thinking, "you had to give somebody a ride, it was her or lindsay, just remember, it was her or lindsay"

This picture says friendship to me.

i love it

So many good parts about this I don't even know where to begin.  Why do I feel like this could easily be a lindsay lohan song?  Maybe it's the part about going home with a girl or a boy.

This is my new jam.

I didn't want to laugh

but it is pretty good.  Kinda creepy, but still made me laugh.  Thanks Jon.

flawless

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Jon's response

This was what Jon sent me after he saw the post I did earlier.  I really have no argument.

bad driver

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I think it's time I face the facts and admit that I am a bad driver.  It's really hard for me to say that, but in light of recent events I feel I have to.  I know how all those ladies of hollywood feel now, I really do.

I think, or hope, that it's a combination of having a new car and not having really driven in the past 8 years.  Or at least not having had a car of my own.  I think i'm doing pretty good so far but now every single person who has ridden with me in my car has commented on my driving.  Last night my brother said something about my "crazy" driving and I asked him what he meant and after going around and around finally said, "I didn't say you were a bad driver, just that you make some crazy choices".  Yeah that makes me feel better.  I also have already been pulled over for driving without my lights on, a move straight out of the paris hilton playbook.  It was so embarrassing, I have just never driven a car where you had to turn the lights on and off manually.  They also made fun of me at the bank because I didn't know how to use the drive-through atm but that's another story for another time.

The point is that now i'm incredibly self conscious and nervous about even driving my car alone, much less with other people.  Maybe I should sign up for drivers ed again, a little brush up course?  People do that right?  Or maybe andrew should stop talking all his big talk and just come down here and take a stunt driving class with me.

Either way, for now I need something from the store, and I plan to walk there.