For Jon

And I agree Jonathan, Oprah's face is amazing.

Last night I got in to a drunken fight with some gays about Mariah (as I tend to do) which I won after the following exchange.

Angry gay:  You probably saw Glitter in the theater didn't you.

Me: No, I wasn't old enough, but I saw it on Youtube.

Angry gay:  I am going to stab you.