Someday I'll have the real life version of this to hang on my wall. I'm almost certain of it.
I know I have been in Sarasota too long when people at the local businesses recognize me and comment on my business. Like the guy at the deli at publix, wtf?! Even if I have been at the grocery store a lot recently I don't ever get things from the deli section, so when he said, "haven't seen you around here lately" I was confused. I guess he just sees me walking around the grocery store? I'm guessing this is the same man that once asked my father how long he and I had been together.
I need a bigger city as soon as possible.
I think he was hitting on you... duh.
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