there's nothing wrong with being a slut, you know?

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What was funny to me was when they were all saying their ages and none of them even came close to my grandfather.  

The other day I overheard an older guy telling somebody about how he tripped and almost fell while crossing the street and how he was 75 and that's old and it means it's a big deal when something like that happens.  I think my grandfather was in his 80's when he was re-tiling his roof, fell off, and dislocated his shoulder.  Not to mention the most recent 91 years old and hit by a car while he was riding his bike.  

Anyways, I love that video, thanks Michael for posting it.  My alternate title for this post was, "gay sex? I haven't had it in years" 

this guy

I feel like I showed Kim a good time in Ft. Lauderdale, including a fair smattering of wildlife.

I'm sad she has to leave tomorrow but I'm glad that Jon is coming down.  So much excitement in the past few weeks.

we made it to the beach

It hasn't been the nicest weather for Kim's visit but we did at least get down to the water this morning so she could go for a swim.  Afterwards we went for a bike ride and it did actually end up getting sunny enough that I got tan lines from my tank top.

I'm hoping that it will be beautiful tomorrow and that we can spend all day at the beach.  For now we're watching the Golden Girls and trying to motivate to go out for dinner.

happy birthday Kim!

This is how Kim got to wake up on her very special vacation birthday this morning.

Despite the torrential rains trying to keep us apart yesterday, it looks like it's going to be a beautiful day today in South Florida.  I unfortunately have to tend to a few adult chores but then we're heading down to Miami for birthday dinner and general rabble-rousing

I love this!!!

Thank you for sending this to me Meghan, and I agree, it's nice to know their names.

They are all so happy : (

it's so glorious

I finally bit the bullet and signed myself up for tv and internet this week and, by some miracle, it was delivered today on my day off.  It took me longer than expected to get it all up and running but I am now completely connected.  Laptop, computer, and cell phone are synchronized.  Non stop reruns of the Simpsons and Family Guy playing while I finished cleaning up.

I'm all ready for Kim to come!!!

it had to be Mariah

I had an emotional evening tonight to say the least.  If you want details you can feel free to text or email me, I am definitely in the mood to be thankful for my friends and loved ones.  And yes, my night actually involved that song and music video, I'm not just throwing her up there for fun, though I don't blame you for thinking that.  It was a sign for sure that she made an unexpected appearance this evening.

On a lighter and less vague note, Jon sent me this picture that Mariah apparently posted the other day with the caption, "beauty school dropout":

I love that she is SO happy to be blowdrying her hair.