these guys

I managed to survive 8 years living in manhattan and it's only taken a year for Miami to kick me in the balls and leave me for dead.

And yet I still love it down here.  I mean, I was not expecting iguanas on my walk to get coffee this morning.  Don't get me wrong, I love pigeons, but there is something thrilling and exotic about iguanas.

Although I didn't really need to take the zoom in pic:

Not the most flattering.  But I was excited!

Jed told me that there was a frost a few years ago and it killed most of the iguanas, as they are cold blooded.  He said that it was quite a problem as the larger ones would freeze solid in a tree and then fall down, often damaging cars underneath.  Would that be covered under insurance?  I doubt it.

Anyways, I'm glad to see that they are back to running amuck down here.  It reminds me of why I came down here and why I still love it.  And I do, I do still love it, although nyc is looking more and more appealing these days.

Life is just so much simpler there.

I really wanted to do this

I got an email over a week ago about how Wendy Williams was going to have people on her show cut their hair to donate during the month of October.

It would have been so perfect!  I'm sad that my October is going to be too busy with other things for me to make a trip up to NYC to get my luscious locks cut.

I'm still planning on cutting my hair soon, it's just something that's gone to the back burner for now.  And while it goes on the back burner it continues to grow and grow and grow.  Seriously, I have so much hair now.  I need some tips on how to put it up.

omg she is my new favorite person

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How did I not know about her?!  I love her giggle, she is so cute!!  I guess maybe cute isn't the right word since she could knock me out with one punch, but she is something.

My hero.

yum!

I noticed that first and was so grossed out.  Ugh, just thinking about it now again makes my stomach hurt.

Then my eye travelled down the road and landed on this flavor:

Jonathan, I didn't know you got a job at Grace in the "soup naming department"!!  Congratulations!!!

That's some pricey cock though.  Why is the cock flavor almost a whole dollar more than fish tea?  I'm left with more questions than answers on this one.

this came to mind

Maybe because I've been thinking about Lindsay Lohan a lot the past few days, but I think also because I talked to my sister tonight.  I'm glad that I did, it was important.

The good news is that I signed the paperwork for my new job!  I am incredibly excited and beyond grateful.  I'm looking forward to working hard for a while.  I think I'm going to have a little reprieve between jobs though.  I think I might just enjoy walking to the beach every day.

At least Heather let me win

It was playing out my board with "seizure" that really set her off.  I think she was expecting an easy game after my award winning first word, "taco".  She should have realized I started out with my strongest suit.  Tacos.  Mmmm imagine a taco suit?

Anyways, Heather actually did really well, if I hadn't played out my board we would have been a lot closer in our final scores.  She was still a bit of a sore loser though.  After she saw me taking a picture of the board she decided to add her two cents in:

what a weekend

I will never forget this weekend.

Thank you to all of my friends, really.  I'm glad to know I have such an amazing support system.

I might be light on the posting for a bit.  I need to get some things sorted out in these coming days.

xoxo