I didn't know

Usually Heather is very particular with her instructions on the girls care, so when she said she needed me to check on them on Thursday I took it to mean, check on them on Thursday.

Apparently Thursday was just day one and I was supposed to have continued checking on them.  

My b.

They have a steady supply of water, they were fine.  It was just a two day mini fast.  They look leaner already.  Almost ready for bikini season!

When they finally finished gorging themselves they made some rude gestures in my direction before retreating in to the shadows.  I hope one day they will learn to forgive me.

I've been there before

I found this for sale at Target.  I'm not entirely sure what is in this box but it sounds familiar.

It makes me think of this crazy lady (who shall remain nameless but trust me, her name is amazing) from back in my juicing days who told Meghan and Sam that she once fasted for 40 days and at the end of it she had manifested her soul mate.  Wether she manifested a real person or just made a man out of broccoli and sat him at her kitchen table I still don't know, but I do think she's the perfect person to have the ultimate yoga meltdown.