omg I'm dying

This old post  came up as one of my most viewed posts for the past month so I decided to take a trip down memory lane and read it.  I had completely forgotten that Benita's daughter commented on my post!  

I replied to her but never heard anything more.  I'm guessing that her using the name "Trinky" means she understands the amazingness of her name.  

Also, I had completely forgotten about Oreo Lowkey, Colin Cooch, and lemon squid.  Sharon Babylacqua still gets passed around between Jon and me every once in a while.  When I think of new favorite names of ours the immediate thing that comes to mind is Maryann Pantyliner, the name Jon gave some woman in a dream he had.  Upon hearing it she started crying, as anyone would.  Otherwise, I don't think we've had any names near as exciting come about in s long time.   

I'm going to keep my ears open.   

   

last friday night

Jon and I went to eat at Georgie's the other day before I took him to the airport to go home.  In my none wasted state I wanted to look at the high scores we had gotten on erotic photo hunt from last friday when we went out with Jon's mom, Donna, and Heather.  Apparently I kept making everyone lose by trying to help, in my defense I was looking at the screen on an angle so I was not touching what I was trying to touch.

Isn't that always the way.

We also discovered that erotic photo hunt won't let you put bad words for your name, including Uranus.  First of all, Uranus isn't even a dirty word, and shame on you for thinking that way.  Secondly, how can a game that features trashy women from the 90's with their breasts exposed have a problem with the name Uranus?  I don't support it.

I do, however, support Ben Tois.  I'm not sure what we were going for with that one but it's got a nice ring to it.  Maybe I'll introduce myself as that when I want to be french for the night.

Bonsoir, je m'appelle Bentois, je voudrais un pamplemousse.  Merci.

we almost swept the board

Jon and I had some time to kill before I had to take him to the airport so of course we spent it playing erotic photo hunt.  Because nobody else plays it for some reason we didn't really have any competition.  We did however discover that you can put whatever name you want while still logged in under your account.

The only name up there that Jon and I didn't do is Rep S Gomez, which is a new favorite name of mine.  S. Babylacqua is Sharon Babylacqua which is a name Jon and I heard called over the loudspeaker at JFK one time.  Benita Trinkle was a woman who called my old job to buy tickets, I seriously could not keep it together on the phone with her.  The game shortened it to Benita Trink which has a certain familiarity to it that I like.

Oreo Lowkey was the name of some middle school girl that was on the local news down here.  Colin Cooch was another name called over the loudspeaker at the airport and Lemon Squid was our secret confirmation code for the hotel in Puerto Rico.

There are a few more names rattling around in my head but I'll have to wait until Jon comes down again to get to add them to the list.  Hopefully Rep S Gomez won't seek his revenge and clear us off the board in the meantime.

it was only a matter of time

I knew I'd find Nathanael on erotic photo hunt eventually, I just wasn't prepared to be so dazzled by his beauty.  He's a delicate tropical bloom.

It was terribly overcast yesterday morning so Jon and I holed ourselves in the bar and played video games for most of the afternoon.  Joel met us before he had to go to work, which reminded me of the amazing dumplings they have at his restaurant so Jon and I ended up following him there where we spent several hours eating lots and lots of food.

You would have too if you'd been there with us, good food and good surroundings are hard to say no to.

We had grand plans of doing something exciting today, we even discussed flying to San Juan, but judging by our slow start I think we will probably just end up at the beach here.  It's beautiful outside now so I don't have a problem with it.  Maybe I can convince Jon to go with me down to south beach, maybe.

Either way, I'm enjoying my time off of work.

champions once again

As you can see, Jon and I have fought a bloody bloody battle to earn our place as #1 but we finally did it.

We used to be #1 after beating out H SNEPTSTS probably like a year or two ago and reigned supreme for a long time.  Then one day we went to the bar, just to make sure we were still the top dogs, and were horrified to find that not only had we been beaten, but whoever beat us had 1) apparently done it in one try, and 2) was making fun of our name with their high score name.

After that point I can't even tell you how much money we must have wasted trying to beat their high score.  As you can see, we got our name on the high score list quite a few times but were never able to beat them.  The tricky thing is that you have to do really well in the beginning because as you progress through the game the timer starts going down faster and faster. 

Anyways, the other day Jon and I decided to try our luck after not having played it in probably 6 months or more.  We beat them on our first try!!! 

I'm pretty satisfied, I think it will be a while before anybody beats us again.  Although now that I've said that I'm sure I've just opened the door to a good old fashioned jinxing.