Showing posts with label email. Show all posts
Showing posts with label email. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

sage words


 Meghan
11:42 AM (14 minutes ago)
to me


Yesterday, at my dentist’s urging, I went to the orthodontist and discovered a Very Important Life Lesson, namely, What the hell are you doing at the orthodontist, do you think you’re made of money???????  The orthodontist, much like a mean girl, has the power to make you feel both poor AND ugly all at once.  I am never going again.

Friday, March 16, 2012

another gem from Meghan


heroes are not wasted on the youth
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Meghan 
3:31 PM (18 hours ago)
to me
In my subcultures class the other day we were discussing Guy Deboard’s Society and the Spectacle(1960’s, very Matrix-esque – the whole world is a false reality constructed by a consumerist culture! That sort of thing) and after discussing easy topics like the Internet and the Kardashians, the professor asked, “Now what about your real idols?  Famous people who are actually your heroes?”  There was a minute of silence and then, unable to contain himself any longer, a young man screamed, “Mariah Carey!!!!!”

Just thought you should know.



Monday, November 1, 2010

an email from meghan

I meant to tell you that my ride home was like an extension of our experience at the Heidelberg, except x1000.  Like, add 7 of that crazy old man, and then gather them tightly around you and then lock the doors and go deep underground and then just sit there.  One crazy started talking to another about how yoga “made him go all cold inside, even though it was 100 degrees in the park!  And maybe he has yogic powers.”  He might have had yogic powers, but he didn’t have any teeth, I can tell you that much.  A man was lurching through the train screaming how it was “Ugly People Day,” and to just look around you, and “see all the Ugly People on your left and right” and right as I looked to my left, a little girl threw up into her bag of candy.