This morning I woke up from his ridiculous antics. First he was just walking back and forth over my head but because he's lazy he doesn't pick his feet up high enough so each time he stepped over me he would kick me in the face a couple times along the way. Then he started trying to sit down on my neck so that he could hit me in the face with his tail, that was fun.
But the final straw was when he straight up stood on my windpipe, cutting off all of my air. And of course when I try to move him off me he screams like I'm hurting him.
How is he so rude?
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