driving miss daisy

I was sitting at Starbucks working and I glanced over to my left to see this nice nice guy in the backseat, just hanging out.

When the lady came out she was like, "Oh my gosh I'm so sorry, were you taking pictures to report me for leaving him in the backseat of my car?"

Umm no, I was taking pictures because your dog reminded me of this:

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birds!

Every morning my father has told me about how the entire lake was overrun by birds but then they all flew away before I woke up.  I have to admit I only partially believed him, and even so figured it was just a bunch of birds.

But this is like some Alfred Hitchcock shit.  I mean there really were hundreds of birds all along the edge of the lake and then several flying across the lake with murder in their eyes.

I'm just thankful my Dad got me parking under the carport, otherwise I would be coming back to a polka dotted car.  Blech.